CONFESS YOUR
CRYPTO SINS

The anonymous confessional for degens. An AI priest judges your worst trades, assigns your penance, and grants salvation. Maybe.

Confessions Recorded

Sinners Judged

Categories of Sin

The Seven Deadly Sins of Crypto

Greed

"I knew it was a rug but the APY was 40,000%"

FOMO

"A guy on Twitter said it's going to $1 so I sold my car"

Wrath

"I mass reported the dev's Twitter after getting rugged"

Sloth

"Too lazy to revoke approvals. Got drained 3 times."

Pride

"I told everyone I sold the top. I absolutely did not."

Lust

"I bought a token because the dev was attractive"

Cope

"It's not a loss if I don't sell" - me, down 97%

How It Works

Connect Your Wallet

Confess Your Sins

Tell Father Degen about your worst trades and degen moments.

Receive Salvation

AI priest analyzes your sin and prescribes penance.

Join the Wall of Sin

Community reacts, comments, and shares.

The Token

The currency of sin. Every confession is recorded on Base. Your sins are immutable, your penance is eternal.